1. Why do all NSync’s albums have to have at least two ballads which all sound exactly the same? This I Promise You, Selfish, God Must Have Spent, Someone Like You…can you tell the difference?
2. What exactly is the point of brackets in songs? No-one, not even OTV themselves, ever called Shakespeare’s (Way With) Words just Shakespeare’s Words for short. C’est ridicule!
3. Why are Maroon 5 and Phixx not mega-famous best-selling artists?
4. Why are Westlife and Peter Andre going to beat Lemar in the charts next week?
5. Why on Earth are the Sugababes releasing the horrible In The Middle as their new single? Do they want their careers to die on the spot?