2. Top Ten Pointless Pop Stars
1. Antony Blue
Simon’s the ‘cool’ one, Lee’s the stupid one, Duncan’s the slimey one, but Antony is as usueless as the 3 of them combined.
2. Michelle McManus
Most annoying voice & face combination ever?
3. Emma & Lynsey Clea
Chloë is scary, Aimee is sweet, these two are just boring.
4. Bradley S Club
His mum has been on TV more than him this year.
5. Chris, Joey and Lance ‘N Sync
I guess all the charisma was used up by JC & JT.
6. Chris Phixx
He was confident to the point of arrogance on Popstars but is even outshined by Nikk and Peter in Phixx.
What is all the fuss about?
8. Rochelle S Club 8
She looks mean.
9. Kevin & Howie BSB
I can’t even think of anything to say, they’re that pointless.
10. Kanye West
All his songs and videos are about his accident – does he have nothing else to talk about?