Have you ever wondered what happened to The Other One from Savage Garden? If you’re like me, this is one of the great mysteries of life. On the other hand, you have probably forgotten he ever existed, or worse forgotten who Savage Garden are completely. You know, Darren Hayes’ band? The Insatiable bloke? Oh never… Continue reading Have You Met Mr Jones?

Pop! – Heaven And Earth This band have to be good or I’ll have to change my e-mail, username and even the name of this site so people don’t think I’m a fan. Luckily this is alright, although I was expecting much better. The boys don’t sing at all, possibly because one is just a… Continue reading Video Killed The Radio Star

Adam Levine is not in fact a man, but a gorilla. Or perhaps even a mammoth. Look at the hairy arms in this photo: It’s quite disturbing!

He looks ridiculous. And scary. But he won 2 awards, Best Male and Best Album so well done Will! Take that Bedingfield! This one was actually voted for by the public rather than some snobby industry types.

I have just found the September album on CD Wow. September is responsible for such aceness as September All Over, We Can Do It and La La La. But will her aceness last another 8 songs and should I spend £8.99 to find out? None of the tracks are online as far as I can… Continue reading Hmmm

Recently I’ve been watching The Amp music channel, because they play more Maroon 5, Scissor Sisters, Pet Shop Boys and Basement Jaxx than the other channels and you don’t have to sit through Atomic Kitten to see them. However, I think the overall indieness of the channel has infected me somehow as I find myself… Continue reading Emergency!

As you probably know, the title of this post is a line from the Sugababes current hit In The Middle. You may also know that the girls have their own secret code, so I’ve translated 5 of their songs into a code for you to descramble and added one line from the song as a… Continue reading We’re Speaking All In Code

I have found a solution to the problem of not being able to sing JC’s song All Day Long I Dream About Sex out loud due to rudeness. I will just sing it about Seth instead and it will be entirely true. And any excuse for a picture.

The Troys! Watch ‘What Do I Do’ here They are 2 teenage sisters, Anna and Lindsey and their band of 3 guys. They have nice clothes and a fab video, so I was a little disappointed that the song is a bit Hilary Duff-ish, especially when they cited the ace No Doubt and Garbage as… Continue reading What’s Cooler Than Being Cool?

With SC8 worryingly absent from Planet Pop and the launch of Pop! on the near horizon, I decided to see if I could find anyone to take S Club and Steps’ crown. Fifth Avenue They’re Irish but have somehow managed to have small success in Sweden. They’re scheduled to release their single Spanish Eyes in… Continue reading Dirrrty Pop Investigates: Girl/Boy Bands