Will Young has been abducted by aliens! It is the only way to explain his increasingly strange and un-Will-like behaviour. I have pin-pointed the exact time it happened as well. It was towards the beginning of 2004, during the promotion of Your Game. It was when Will went to Australia to film the YG video that the aliens arrived in search of the most supremely ace being on the planet. Of course it was Will they took and the man we see in all his videos and performances since is in fact an alien imposter, made to look and sound exactly like him. This explains his exaggerated gayness (the alien had been fooled by his copy of The Earth Visitors’ Handbook which told him that all gays were extremely camp) and this (he knew Will smoked but not what). See, I knew there’d be a logical explanation!