I just Googled ‘RyanDan’, a new band whose album is in this week’s top 10. I’d already guessed they weren’t mainstream Radio 1-type music as I’d never heard of them before, so to learn they were a classical act was no surprise. The only problem is I can’t take them seriously when they have the least original and most rubbish-sounding name in history, and they are twins who both look like Ethan from the first series of Lost! If classical-warbling twins wasn’t a scary enough prospect, just make them look like the creepy villain of one of my favourite shows and I’ll be having nightmares for weeks. Coincidentally I did have a very disturbing dream about someone else from Lost last night, but I don’t really want to talk about it!