Dear Pink,
Making yourself look like Robyn will not make you as good as her, or even any good at all. I would advise you to stop before she sets her Konichiwa bitches on you.
No love,
Jessica
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Dear Robyn,
Today is November 2nd. Where is your new website?
Lots of love anyway,
Jessica
p.s. Please tour in Brighton or Oxford thank you.