You will never in a million years guess what I am sitting next to right now. It’s disturbing and frankly disgusting to be so close to something so horrifying.
Yes, your worst fears are confirmed, looking up at me is the new Usher CD! But before you leave the site in horror, never to return, you must realise that this CD doesn’t belong to me, nor have I let anyone in my family buy it. In fact, my sister has borrowed it from a friend, but now she has copied it too so I’m probably going to need some earplugs ready in case she plays it. Oh dear! I may have to put some really ace pop on full blast in the hope of turning her away from the dark side. Anyone got any ideas to help me save her?