Turns out that Dougie McFly is older than me and Aaron SC8, but only by a few weeks. He’s even older than the original Aaron of pop, forgotten before he turned 12, Aaron Carter. Anyway, I read Dougie’s profile on McFly’s fan site and I am still undecided about whether he is worth liking. Let’s work out the pros and cons:
Pros:
He’s not younger than me.
He admits going to a Wet Wet Wet concert (Not afraid to be mocked).
He doesn’t like cars.
He admits to spying on bandmate Harry at night – interesting!
He looks like this:
Cons:
He’s in McFly.
He loves Blink 182.
He likes Evanescence.
His favourite TV shows are MTV (Cribs etc.)
His favourite actress is Hilary Duff.
He doesn’t know what a motto is, unless his is “What’s a motto?”
He eats other people’s dead skin.
He names his poos.
He is inspired by Gareth Gates – surely a joke!
Total
Pros: 5
Cons: 9
Pretty as he is, he likes Blink 182 and therefore is a no go zone. For now I will just have to ponder why all 16 year olds aren’t that cute.