1. The prize for the strangest feature ever on TOTP has been won by this week’s item on Kurt Nilsen. A podgy Norwegian with bad bad skin and missing teeth takes us fishing and up a mountain.
2. Peter Andre trying to sing Insania live, shouting out the line, “No more war!” He could well be the new Lee Ryan.
3. Tim Kash excitedly introducing 24/7 which turned out to be some recycled pop news and nothing to do with the bizarre boy band.
4. A very fast computer-like voice saying after the announcement of a Britney competition to go backstage at her concert: “pleasenoteyouwillnotmeetbritneyspears”
5. Tim’s little helper of the week, Reggie from CBBC’s microphone not working at the end. This show may well be cursed.